Justin Cousson. 25. Maryland and Los Angeles. Comedian by Trade. Somehow.Justin Cousson, Ltd.Tumblr (3.0; @justincousson)http://justincousson.net/This is how I’ll look this year, probably.<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrxquGja81qad0rlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrxquGja81qad0rlo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrxquGja81qad0rlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrxquGja81qad0rlo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrxquGja81qad0rlo4_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This is how I’ll look this year, probably.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/18049514674http://justincousson.net/post/18049514674Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:01:00 -0500Can't just one of the porn bots that keep following me be an actual Robot who has developed the capacity to feel mad horny?!http://justincousson.net/post/17986117391http://justincousson.net/post/17986117391Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:17:04 -0500“OOPS!”?? I BET YOU GUYS DID THAT ON PURPOSE.<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpg7nFot01qad0rlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em><strong>“OOPS!”??</strong></em></p> <p>I BET YOU GUYS DID THAT <strong>ON PURPOSE.</strong></p>http://justincousson.net/post/17958308157http://justincousson.net/post/17958308157Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:47:47 -0500"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOR!!!!!!"<p>You ask three times but don’t say “please” once.</p> <p>MANNERS, Mr. Pool, manners.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17958253718http://justincousson.net/post/17958253718Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:46:54 -0500musicdrowning poolI hope you never listen to a band called My Darkest Days. But if you do, let me coin the term "NEWkelback" first.http://justincousson.net/post/17919487792http://justincousson.net/post/17919487792Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:52:00 -0500Note to self: if you're ever a grandparent, remember to make spoiled future grandkids appreciate what they have by telling them horrible stories about dial-up internet, the UPN Network, and school dances where everyone had to listen to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd because it was the only song we had.http://justincousson.net/post/17918448815http://justincousson.net/post/17918448815Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:34:36 -0500I don't want to take off my baseball uniform because then I can't yell "I AM NOT A NUMBER!" to people who quickly correct me.<p>24.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17915132780http://justincousson.net/post/17915132780Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:38:01 -0500Ben Gibbard plays in the Saturday baseball league here. This will be an excellent opportunity to let him know I call my curveball "Narrow Stairs."<p>Best friends forever.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17913656609http://justincousson.net/post/17913656609Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:12:28 -0500death cab for cutieI need a haircut. Then a haircut to fix the haircut. Two haircuts, needed.http://justincousson.net/post/17839799040http://justincousson.net/post/17839799040Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:38:24 -0500"Baby...by Night!"<p>“Like, he’s a man by day, but at night, he becomes a baby.”</p> <p>I like to pretend I have lots of good ideas for TV shows. It’s an industry town, you never know who’s listening.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17832560245http://justincousson.net/post/17832560245Sat, 18 Feb 2012 13:26:38 -0500I can't cook eggs in the morning without reciting the "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs" PSA.<p>That being said, I really know what zombies see in my brain now. I can be pretty delicious on drugs.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17773357440http://justincousson.net/post/17773357440Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:06:00 -0500Two of my all-time favorite bands. Drop whatever you’re...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjtrucKzg1qad0rlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two of my all-time favorite bands. Drop whatever you’re doing and do a tour together.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17772914970http://justincousson.net/post/17772914970Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:55:05 -0500the wallflowersjosie and the pussycatsTRIVIA: Ghost Rider 2's script was recycled from the unproduced Crank 3: Crank Up the Heat, wherein Jason Statham must stay on fire or die.<p>If you don’t believe me, who can you?</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17772211712http://justincousson.net/post/17772211712Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:36:00 -0500ghost ridernicholas cageA new notebook means endless possibilities!<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vJi5vw-UUTo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>A new notebook means endless possibilities!</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17637770853http://justincousson.net/post/17637770853Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:36:57 -0500video blogI think there's a copy of The Picture of Dorian Gray in my attic slowly being read.http://justincousson.net/post/17612925642http://justincousson.net/post/17612925642Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:53:57 -0500Today's going to be weird because I already spent yesterday eating candy and watching Anne Hathaway movies.http://justincousson.net/post/17612366907http://justincousson.net/post/17612366907Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:35:41 -0500This monogrammed mug really cheers me up, especially when I take...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcs09Lvj51qad0rlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This monogrammed mug really cheers me up, especially when I take a picture of myself and say “yup, that’s probably what I’m going to look like when I grow up.”</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17571664605http://justincousson.net/post/17571664605Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:33:45 -0500I just made the best vegan barbecue burger I've ever tasted. Or, as most of my friends would say, "eww."http://justincousson.net/post/17571588999http://justincousson.net/post/17571588999Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:32:40 -0500You’re really creeping me out, Space Dog. Tell me your...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcmzwjSnq1qad0rlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re really creeping me out, Space Dog. Tell me your secrets.</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17565096641http://justincousson.net/post/17565096641Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:45:32 -0500Come over, everybody! I’m makin’ mistakes tonight!<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5xg93fQJ1qad0rlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Come over, everybody! I’m makin’ mistakes tonight!</p>http://justincousson.net/post/17361120487http://justincousson.net/post/17361120487Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:48:00 -0500