“Errrrybody in da club GETTIN’…braces,” I said, and then NOBODY REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND I DIED A LOT INSIDE.
“Are you still waiting for that “Great American Novel”? Well one has been written.”
I’m not going to fault this guy for being confident - even if his book isn’t quite the “Great American Novel,” he’s at least got a good shot at Pulitzer Prize for Fiction Written By A Guy With The Word “Hustla” in His Name.
Loving this ESPN article about Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Nyjer Morgan, especially how putting “got a girl pregnant” in quotes makes it sound like a euphemism.