Posts tagged movies

When 64-year-old teen heart-throb Clifton Webb stands at the front of the ship and yells that he’s “the emperor of planet Earth,” I finally understand why all women ever love this film.

When 64-year-old teen heart-throb Clifton Webb stands at the front of the ship and yells that he’s “the emperor of planet Earth,” I finally understand why all women ever love this film.

Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve are awful movies on their own but they’re even worse as sequels to Independence Day.

John Carter has a lot to live up to, because I’ve seen Coach Carter like 50 times and I HATE prequels.

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It’s going to be so awkward when that girl and dragon break up.

I will see a Sherlock Holmes film the moment they stop releasing them at the same time as Alvin and the Chipmunks movies.

‎”Josie & The Pussycats is still a really good movie,” I thought right as I posted a status pretending to be watching Inception or Pulp Fiction or something.

Selected critical praise from the commercials for In Time, just so you know that nobody actually called the movie “EPIC” and that half of the positive reviews are from Myspace.

The moral of Batman Begins is obviously “don’t take your children to the opera.”

Solid advice, but I already knew that.

Pretty stoked for the film that they make to bridge the gap between “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” and “Tyler Perry’s What Did I Get Married Four?”

My money’s on “Tyler Perry’s Hey I Thirrd You Got Married.”

I am indeed horrifed. By how funny this action is.

I am indeed horrifed.

By how funny this action is.

City of Godzilla - Two boys growing up together in Rio de Janeiro take vastly different paths - one becomes a photographer, the other a violent monster with atomic breath.

Just referred to Olivia Wilde in Tron: Legacy as my “girl crush.”

As a straight male, something is troubling about that statement.